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Fears

My mom is afraid I will be kidnapped and never heard from again. I’m afraid I will have to eat dinner in a restaurant by myself. You know that scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall where the main character asks for a table for one and the horrified host asks if he wants a magazine? Because he’s worried that the guy will be bored? Thats my biggest fear. On planet earth. Well, after sharks. My dad... read more

The Departure Lounge

As I plan my first solo journey to the other side of the world, I oscillate between terror and pee-your-pants excitement. Some things I will miss: My baby sister’s graduation My mom’s birthday My computer Burger King This guy: I’d bring him along, but he’s not so fond of Thai... read more

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