Despite the seven destinations on the itinerary, Month 30 felt like a laid-back breeze compared to the one before it. That probably has to do with the fact that two out of the four weeks were spent in places I’d already been once before, which released me from any pressure to sightsee or play tourist.

This was a work-heavy month in which I compensated for a lot of the playing-hooky I did when I first arrived in Peru. Yet amid all the return-destinations and freelancing projects, I found time to fall head over hells for three totally new places — Paracas, the Puerto Maldonado jungle, and the North Coast hotspot of Trujillo.

Colca Canyon Roundupadventures in the Colca Canyon

Where I’ve Been

• Three days in the Colca Canyon / Peru

• Seven (more) days in Cusco / Peru

• Two (more) days in Huacachina / Peru

• Four days in Paracas / Peru

• Five (more) days in Lima / Peru

• Six days in Puerto Maldonado / Peru

• Three days in Huanchaco & Trujillo / Peru

Cusco Roundupa different side of Cusco the second time around


• Getting lost in the Colca Canyon. Okay, we mostly got lost on our way to the Colca Canyon, but the point is we didn’t know exactly what we were doing and that was exactly what I needed. Last month I lamented a lack of adventure thus far on this trip — well here it was.

• Hugging Anders hello again. It felt surreal to see this guy I met in Indonesia and had last seen in New York walk into my hostel in Peru, but it’s a good metaphor for the crazy life we lead…

• Getting to do the highest SUP tour in the world! Talk about taking your hobby to a new level.

• Having a whole week in Cusco to myself where all I did was the aforementioned SUP tour. It was blissful to catch up on work and have some much-needed me-time.

• Returning to Huacachina a second time and getting one more chance to laze around the Banana Bungalow pool. I love that place something fierce!

• Meeting up with Leah, who I met in Arequipa and convinced to join me in the Colca Canyon, once again in Paracas. She was working at the hostel we were staying at, which made our four days there feel like a getaway to a friend’s vacation house.

• Seeing penguins in the wild. As a major animal lover it’s always a thrill to see animals living happy and healthy in their natural habitat, and the Ballestas Islands were the prime location for it!

ATV riding through the Paracas National Reserve. My last time trying this particular activity was pretty lacking in adrenaline. This tour more than made up for that!

• Breakfast at Hotel B. And teatime at Hotel B. And the welcome macaroons at Hotel B. Okay, I loved everything about this hotel, and everything about its food. I’m still dreaming about the real honey they served up at breakfast.

• Having a pisco sour in the hotel that claims to have invented the beloved cocktail.

• Seeing Catching Fire on the big screen. I loving going to the movies and take every chance I get to do so while traveling!

• Eating at Amaz. Lima’s dining scene is infamous, and I hadn’t really had a chance to see what all the hype was about — so I was thrilled when one of my contacts proposed a business meeting here.

• Seeing two jaguars in the rainforest! Granted, we saw all kinds of crazy wildlife out there. But jaguars undoubtedly take top bragging rights. I still can’t believe it happened.

• Waking up to the sound of howler monkeys screaming through the canopy. I love the sound of the jungle, and thanks to our open-wall rooms, there was absolutely nothing between us and it.

Kayaking through a rainstorm. Nature took no mercy — it was amazing to be in the heart of the storm and feel that force all around us. It was humbling!

• Having the ruins at Chan Chan all to ourselves. It was the perfect end to our three days in the charming Trujillo/Huanchaco area — a stop that blew my expectations away.

Peru South Coast Roundupshimmying up the South Coast

Lessons & Lowlights

• Feeling guilty over riding a donkey out of the Colca Canyon. I know plenty of people do it, but it just didn’t feel right to me, and I did it anyway because I was lazy. Now that’s a serious recipe for self-loathing if I’ve ever heard one.

• Losing everything! Somehow in the space of a month I managed to lose track of two pairs of sunglasses, my sarong (a sentimental gift from a friend on Koh Tao), my travel towel, my Neosporin, my carabiner, and my wooly hat from Cusco.

• Getting sick in Cusco. Getting the flu is a part of life but I find it particularly horrible to be having feverish dreams when staying in the Party Hostel from Hell with all kinds of unpleasant noises assaulting your brain.

• Being left out of the conversation. For much of this month I was traveling with a group of three Scandinavians who understandably preferred to speak their primary languages. While I get that it isn’t fair to expect others to speak English for my benefit, it was frustrating to be left staring into space so often at the dinner table.

• Losing my sea lion footage. I’m still devastated over this. People are like, “you have the memories!” And I’m like, “I have the memory of a ninety-year-old who has suffered many brain injuries! I want my goddamned videos!”

• Spending a small fortune on shipping. Dude, Peru’s mail system is painfully nonsensical. After carefully procuring, packing and labeling two boxes to send home for Christmas (one for each side of the family), I arrived at the post office to learn that you are charged by the kilo — rounded up. Which meant that while I had 1.1 kilos (seriously) in one box and .5 kilos in the other, I ended up paying for 3 kilograms, a whopping $85 bucks. Ouch!

• Spending Thanksgiving without my family. It was really sad, and it made me vow to be back in New York on that day next year.

• Freaking out over internet in the jungle. When will I learn? I should have known that the internet connection at the most remote jungle lodge in all of South America would be less than fiber-optic fast. Yet I relied on being able to use it to finish posts, send files, and all kinds of other things I absolutely should have done before I left. It was stressful and stupid and I missed out on the best howler monkey sighting of the week while in the lodge battling my email. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

• Burn out. By the end of this month I was literally dying for a break. While I’d slowed down a bit, I’d still been on the road for two full months and heavily on the move. Luckily we were headed right towards the eleven day travel pause I was craving.

Lima Roundupliking Lima better upon return


• When we arrived in Lima Anders went to drop off our enormous load of laundry. The guy taking it weighed it and claimed it would be forty soles. “Forty soles!,” Anders replied. “How about thirty?” The clerk mulled it over before returning with a counter offer — twenty five soles. Um, we accept.

• While we didn’t fall for this particular trap, we overheard many tourists struggling with confusion over the menu vs. the menú. In Spanish, the former is called la carta and the latter is a cheap, set daily lunch. Cue a look of shock on the face of the person who requested the menu and was presented with the menú — a plate whatever the restaurant felt like serving that day, slammed down in front of them.

“I think this one is pine and this one is oak, I’m not sure….” Our guide in Lima didn’t even try to fake his confusion over some of the facts.”This is the Ministry of Public Relations…or is it Public Affairs?” The winery guide in Ica was equally straightforward as he answered a question about whether or not a certain bottle would be found in a typical Peruvian home — “This? No, no no… this is not a good wine!” Great. We’ll take ten bottles.

• While recounting the horrors of another traveler finding a chicken foot in their soup, Anders found a chicken foot. In his soup. No further commentary necessary.


While I started out the month strong — hiking the Colca Canyon, going to the world’s worst gym in Cusco and getting an intense SUP workout, things went downhill from there. I went for a run in Lima and two more once I reached the beach again in Huanchaco and that was it for exercise. Yes, we were doing pretty active stuff in the jungle but not enough to offset the massive amount of delicious desserts I was shoving in my face.

My eating was totally out of control at this point. The discovery of Kit Kat McFlurrys (seriously is it fair for something so delicious to even exist?) set me on a sugar binge that lasted for most of the month. It wasn’t until we got to the beach and I took stock of myself that I really faced how bad things had been and decided to start making some changes, though I’m still struggling to get back to a positive routine.

Puerto Maldonado Roundupback to the jungle


Month 29 was pretty out of control for me, budget-wise — I spent over $2,400! So I needed to reign things in big time in Month 30. Luckily, it was pretty easy — without big ticket items like the Inca Trail, I spent a full thousand dollars less without really trying. I clocked in at $1,385 total. My biggest expenses were the flight to Puerto Maldonado and back ($143), tips for our jungle guides ($75), a luxury overnight bus from Cusco to Ica ($63), ATV riding in Paracas ($40) and shipping Christmas gifts home to my family ($85 — just for shipping!)

Not only did I spent a grand less than I did in the previous month, I also doubled my income. Cue my happy dance! The influx of freelancing projects and advertising deals meant I spent much of Month 30 working, but I was happy to do so thanks to a more relaxed pace and several repeat destinations.

What’s Next

Just ten more days in Peru before crossing the border into Ecuador!

Trujillo Roundupup the North Coast we go

It’s been quite a trip — I hope you’re enjoying coming along for the ride. Thank you, as always, for spending some of your day with me!

Since I left home for my Great Escape, I’ve been doing monthly roundups of my adventures filled with anecdotes, private little moments, and thoughts that are found nowhere else on this blog. As this site is not just a resource for other travelers but also my own personal travel diary, I like to take some time to reflect on not just what I did, but how I felt. You can read my previous roundups here.

  • Rachel of Hippie in Heels
    January 24 2014

    so how did the chicken foot taste lol and it’s worth a few pounds for a kit kat mcflurry. they have dark chocolate kit kats here and I eat like one a day…. i’m addicted

    • Alex
      January 24 2014

      When I flew through the Japan airport once I found green tea and cherry blossom kit kats! YUM!

  • Uuuum this still sounds like a very busy month to me! Great to hear about the freelancing going well by the way, top stuff!

    • Alex
      January 24 2014

      It was a nutso month… the only thing that made it seem calm was the one before it! And thank you — tons of fun writing and graphic design projects keeping me busy 🙂

  • Janice Stringer
    January 24 2014

    Enjoying your adventures and loving finding out more about you. 🙂

    • Alex
      January 24 2014

      Thanks Janice! I’m loving sharing… and reading your comments!

  • becky hutner
    January 24 2014

    i love your version of “relaxed” alex. one of these days i’m going to FORCE you to explain how you manage to juggle all of these adventures with your very active blog and all your freelance work. and a relationship. aaah!!!

    • Alex
      January 24 2014

      Well clearly something that’s getting lost in that hectic mix is “writing clarity” because I definitely don’t think this is relaxed! I only meant that it was tame in comparison to the one before it, which was truly my craziest month of travel ever. And it was wayyyy too much. Unfortunately not a thing about this trip has been laid back… though I’m trying to get there now.

      And here’s my secret to doing it all… I don’t sleep. Oh and my relationship consists of us sitting side by side on our laptops 🙂

      • becky hutner
        January 24 2014

        ah, the “don’t sleep” secret! the one that gave me white hair & led to fainting in public. & an expensive latte habit.

        be careful out there missy!!

        • Alex
          January 26 2014

          You know it is strange… when I’m really being healthy and am in a good place I don’t find I need more than six hours of sleep per night! When I’m a bit depressed or neglecting myself I definitely need more though.

          • becky hutner
            January 26 2014

            I would agree with that statement. If you can do all you do & still get 6 hours/night, you are golden girl!

  • Jimmy Dau
    January 24 2014

    I sent back under 2 kilos of gear from La Paz and it was $65. Defo nonsensical!

    • Alex
      January 24 2014

      I guess I just wasn’t prepared for it because shipping home from Southeast Asia was pretty cheap… and that was further! Argh!

  • Ruann (Solo Travel Uncut)
    January 24 2014

    really enjoying your roundups. Telling us how you feel open up a whole other level of understanding (regarding your lifestyle). As to the three scandinavians around the dinner table, I absolutely hate those situations. Not only does it make me feel left out, but I feel pretty damn awkward. There should be some kind of rule for that. Thanks for sharing Alex!

    • Alex
      January 24 2014

      I also benefited from it in one way though, which I didn’t mention… I had zero guilt about locking myself away and working all day! Now that it’s just Anders and me, I feel like a jerk when I do that 🙂

  • TammyOnTheMove
    January 25 2014

    Did Anders try the chicken foot? 🙂

    • Alex
      January 26 2014

      No, he took a pass on that 🙂

  • kat
    January 26 2014

    Haha I have to say it isn’t a true Peru experience until you find a chicken foot in your soup! Luckily as a vegetarian I was spared but I was with someone else when they did so.

    • Alex
      January 26 2014

      I don’t get why anyone would want to eat that… but different strokes, as they say! They used to sell them at my grocery store in Brooklyn too.

  • Sofie
    February 4 2014

    What a month!!!
    This is definitely inspirational stuff to read. One could make quite the bucket list out of the things you’ve done:)

    Great pictures as well!

    • Alex
      February 4 2014

      Thanks Sofie! The funny thing is I’ve never actually made a bucket list. Might be an interesting post someday!

      • Sofie
        February 4 2014

        I only made a bucket list last year because someone asked me to.
        Nothing but stress bringers, those things;)

  • Kristen
    June 21 2014

    Maybe it’s a cultural thing, but when I studied abroad in Spain I lived with two other Americans, but had a Spanish host mom. We were told since we all spoke some level of Spanish, it was rude for us to speak English in front of her since she couldn’t understand as much. Whereas we could translate the unknown Spanish words if necessary. Somehow the reverse wasn’t true when I was around a group of fast chatting Spaniards 😉 definitely a bit annoying!

    Oh and I’m not sure the menú/la carta thing is any sort of trap. At least in Spain, the menú is usually a pretty good deal and I know that’s what the locals usually ordered from. It’s like ordering a daily special in American restaurants 🙂

    • Alex
      June 23 2014

      Oh, I didn’t mean it was a trap in a manipulative or purposeful way, just that it’s a funny cultural misunderstanding 🙂 I ordered the menú all the time!

  • Mypassengerdiaries
    October 23 2016

    Absolutely love your blog! I really enjoyed reading about your travels, so thanks for sharing!

    • Alex
      October 31 2016

      You’re so welcome — really glad you enjoyed them!

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